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We got all excited about watching ourselves on REALITY TV! But we so didn't know that "reality" TV is TOTALLY FAKE!
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While filming "The Wood," we learned a few things: Reality TV is fake, Festus has a jank car, and Sinjin's a dork!
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Today's special: Veggie Burgers with Bacon!
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It's finger food day at the Grub Truck! Come on down for some hot clam chowder!
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Pay no attention to the health warning sign on the Grub Truck window, it's just there for decoration.
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It's Italian Wednesday at the Grub Truck! All the enchiladas you can eat!
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Today's Special: Garbage Chicken. Chicken stuffed with Friday's leftovers. Mmm... Gross!
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In honor of Easter, The Grub Truck is serving up rabbit stew!
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Why are people so surprised when I put mayonnaise on my burritos? Have you tried it? It's delicious!
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Don't believe what you hear. The Health Department DID NOT shut down the Grub Truck… they just gave us a very stern talking to.
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I need to work out. Anyone got any exercise programs where I wouldn't need to leave the couch or stop eating?
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Hold on? You're supposed to pay taxes? Can I borrow $4000 from anyone?
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