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Free lunch for whoever remembered my birthday yesterday!!! Oh that's right, no one remembered! No free lunches for anyone!
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sad
Free lunch for whoever remembered my birthday yesterday!!! Oh that's right, no one remembered! No free lunches for anyone!
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hairy
I can't wait to get married because I hate trimming my nose hairs all by myself.
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hungry
I'm always making food for you kids. Why don't you cook for me for a change!?!
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festive
Thanksgiving Eve. The night when the Great Turkey comes down the chimney and puts green bean casserole in our stockings.
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soggy
I submerge my submarine sandwiches in a bucket of water before serving them. It makes them more like a real submarine.
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grossed out
You people need to buy more meatloaf! I always eat all of the Grub Truck's leftovers and I HATE meatloaf!
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eaty
It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Which is exactly how I made your breakfasts this morning! Surprise!
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butterflies
You haven't lived until you've had my famous butter milkshakes. The secret is the butter.
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hungry
There are so many wild cats in the Hollywood Arts parking lot. And cat meat is illegal in the U.S. Such a waste.